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[Rise of NOX]

Nox is the smoker at the watercooler in Tarboy.

[The Cringe Detective]

Tarboy needs to wake the heck back up and merc this guy.

[Rick and Morty without Justin Roiland]

God damn it, Roiland!

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch!
We had Harmond!
We had the studio!
We had everything we needed and it ran like clockwork!
But you just *had* to blow it up!
*You!*
And your *pride* and your *ego*!
You just had to be the man!
If you’d known your place, we’d all be fine right now!

[Magical Trevor]

He saw beans, lotsa beans, lotsa beans, lotsa beans~

[quaso]

*Checks notes, clears throat.*

*Inhale.*

Quaso.

[Despair]

Too relatable. :(

[MEGAS XLR Combination (From Toonami collab)]

Yeah, that's about what I'd expect from NCH.

[The Problem with Pokémon vs. Digimon]

It's better if I don't think too much about just how little my childhood cartoons made sense.

[-LSD-DMT-]

First, he dropped LSD and DMT together.

Then he mutilated his hand smashing all of his dishes.

He falls down several times, most likely injuring himself each time.

He pulls out his eyelashes.

He amputates his own right hand.

He somehow creates a gaping wound in his abdomen.

He apparently pulls out both of his own eyeballs from their sockets, rendering himself completely blind.

He then apparently tries to break open his own skull, "reaching" for his brain. Most likely he self-induces many skull fractures and concussions.

Due to severe cranial trauma and exanguination, he dies.

[Gildedguy & the Rock Hard Gladiator]

My GildedGuy literally did this animation on woven grass paper using burnt sticks because his Stella Pen is gone. Still made it look like magic.

What will he do now that the Pen is running out of ink?