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[quaso]

*Checks notes, clears throat.*

*Inhale.*

Quaso.

[Despair]

Too relatable. :(

[MEGAS XLR Combination (From Toonami collab)]

Yeah, that's about what I'd expect from NCH.

[The Problem with Pokémon vs. Digimon]

It's better if I don't think too much about just how little my childhood cartoons made sense.

[-LSD-DMT-]

First, he dropped LSD and DMT together.

Then he mutilated his hand smashing all of his dishes.

He falls down several times, most likely injuring himself each time.

He pulls out his eyelashes.

He amputates his own right hand.

He somehow creates a gaping wound in his abdomen.

He apparently pulls out both of his own eyeballs from their sockets, rendering himself completely blind.

He then apparently tries to break open his own skull, "reaching" for his brain. Most likely he self-induces many skull fractures and concussions.

Due to severe cranial trauma and exanguination, he dies.

[Gildedguy & the Rock Hard Gladiator]

My GildedGuy literally did this animation on woven grass paper using burnt sticks because his Stella Pen is gone. Still made it look like magic.

What will he do now that the Pen is running out of ink?

[Delicious Milk (Comic Dub)]

When he said "miluk," I felt that.

[pizza guide.]

I'm just happy he got his pizza in the end.

[Madness Combat 9.5]

Should let people know to skip to 4:00 if they've already seen Part 1.

Madness is like entropy; it can only ever increase.

DISSENTER BE DAMNED.

[Tricky Madness 2]

Well, that escalated quickly.