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[Quest of the Manwhore]

Creepy.

Words can't describe how uncomfortable I am right now. I feel like I need to go take a shower after watching this.

And bolt the door a dozen times.

9/10, 5 in the Portal.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

fernando only assaults someone if they pay him to.

[Swimmin with the Sharks]

What is this, I don't even...

Was this supposed to be an experiment of some kind?

I mean...I guess the sharks were funny and all, but...

......

3/10, 1 in the Portal...I think. Still scratching my head, here.

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

...

What the fuck did I just watch?

9/10, 5 in the Portal.

P.S: The only reason I gave this a 9 was because....hell, I don't know.

[Dance of the Manwhore]

Can't...stop...watching....

Why'd you have to make it so damn catchy and loopable?

10/10, 5 in the Portal.

[Awesome Reach]

And the moral of the story is...

Don't pound your copy of Halo: Reach into mush and snort it.

[TmsT's "Spy & Pyro"]

....

...I......W-wait a minute...uh wait, wait....Hold on just a flea-bitten second here...

....

...WHAT.

10/10, 5 in the Portal. Seriously man, what were you on?

TmsT responds:

I was on.... a break.

[Lets All Kill Eachother]

Short but sweet.

You must've gotten some inspiration from Ringfinger's "The Battlefield" series.

7/10, 3 in the Portal.

[Super Mario bros Z ep.8 (old series)]

Wow. ._.

Your movies are exponentially increasing in quality with every new installment. By the time this is finished it'll probably have evolved into something feature-film worthy. :o

I know real life might be weighing you down, but take solace in the fact that you have a definitive talent for animation and storytelling, and that tens, nay HUNDREDS of thousands of people are watching and enjoying your series, which has exceeded all expectations and evolved FAR past the usual, mundane crossovers.

10/10, 5 in the portal. You damn sure deserve it.

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep2]

So that's how it is.

Seriously, a lot of anime you see on Cartoon Network these days is exactly like this. It makes me dry-heave in disgust. I remember when they actually had good shows, with voice actors who weren't trying too damn hard.

8/10, 4 in the Portal.

[The Transformer]

Clever.

That was the neatest thing I've ever seen. A silent movie featuring an Autobot? And with a fucking monocle, no less.

9/10, 5 in the Portal.