iX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Incident:123A]

Would have been alright, except for the ear-bleeding music during the second half, which coincidentally lopped off half of your stars.

GabrielBarsch responds:

just turn down the sound

[Ralph-It Ralph!]

You've got the right stuff. Work at it.

CNNR777 responds:

Thanks very much man! Will do :)

[Quest of the Manwhore]

Creepy.

Words can't describe how uncomfortable I am right now. I feel like I need to go take a shower after watching this.

And bolt the door a dozen times.

9/10, 5 in the Portal.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

fernando only assaults someone if they pay him to.

[Africa Dudes]

An all-star cast in another all-star NG collab.

Seeing Stamper in the list of authors, I'll admit that was expecting something that would likely make me lose several days worth of food out both ends. Instead, I was treated to a horrendously stereotypical, subtly-racist adventure through a fictional rendition of everyday African cultural exchange. I'm proud to say that I thoroughly enjoyed myself.

9/10, 5 in the Portal.

Stamper responds:

i give this review two thumbs down

[TmsT's "Spy & Pyro"]

....

...I......W-wait a minute...uh wait, wait....Hold on just a flea-bitten second here...

....

...WHAT.

10/10, 5 in the Portal. Seriously man, what were you on?

TmsT responds:

I was on.... a break.

[Stop asking me that!!!]

I have only one thing to say:

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Throws arms up in a gesture of glee.*

9/10, 5 in the Portal.

Camron23 responds:

Thanks...
lol

[abscess]

Don't let it go to your head.

You'll see a lot of reviews that will have a score of 10 and say the work is flawless. Those same reviews will bash the people actually leaving good critique (like Maud-dib's review, which is sadly being voted down).

Do not listen to those reviews.

If someone raises the red flag, then it's time to step back and take a look at why that person said something bad about what you've created. Good artists have gone bad because of a mindless, brown-nosing fanbase.

Don't let the good reviews go to your head. Take them with a grain of salt.

Now, what did I think of this? It was weird. It was well-animated. It didn't cater to my personal tastes. Next time, make something that actually makes sense. Don't just show off.

6/10, 3 in the Portal.

50vmp responds:

why did you feel the need to write this review

why did you assume that i would suddenly become a bloated piece of shit because i got front-page on some shitty movie that has no point

are you honestly that gay

[The Hardware Store]

I was like ":D", then I was like "D:"

You cut it out right at the best part. What was there fit the song perfectly, to be honest. You really should've animated the next part of the song though, with all the tools and stuff.

Maybe animate it separately and submit it later?

6/10, 5 in the Portal.

Lythero responds:

Maybe *nod nod*

Thanks for the review. And yes, I know. I hate not having the last verse in so I might get it edited soon

[Ragnarok Online D.P. Ep.2]

Hard to say if it's good or bad...

Your animation is great, your style is unique...but your voice acting is rubbish. That's not to say the voices themselves are bad, but they're all different volumes and degrees of sharpness. Not only that, but the tone the actors use doesn't sound dynamic; it sounds too much like a rehearsed act being read off a script instead of a true, captivating presentation. It doesn't sound "in-character."

If you use an audio editing program like Audacity, you can alter the levels of volume so that all the voices sound the same; that way people don't have to crank up their volume to hear one person talk, only to have to hastily wind it back down because the next person's voice is 20 decibels louder. That by itself would be a big improvement. As for sharpness, that depends on the microphone being used; find people with better mics or just ditch voice-acting. Also, a word to the voice actors themselves: practice tones to match the setting and the mood.

tl;dr: Work on voice acting and you'll have a decent movie.

7/10, 3 in the Portal.

Xionico responds:

Thanks for the review XD
and yeah, some of the VA's are going to be replaced for the next episode.
And by your review I take it that the flash's animation work was good so thanks XD

[Madness Elimination 3]

Accurately done!

You should be proud of yourself for doing a good job emulating Krinkels' style; you even got his good word here.

9/10, 5 in the Portal.

Splurgle responds:

Me and him are friends.